I want to slam somebody in my blog, so someone will take notice, and then it will become a popular topic on twitter.
After the brief twitter of popularity, I will create a merchandise line quoting said "twitter phenomenon". I will then become famous for creating the shirt that says, "I slammed somebody important on a blog and everyone loves me on twitter because of it".
From there, my plans start to get a bit fuzzy, but I do believe I will fulfill my legal obligations, buy a charger, and give that POS away. Shortly after, I will buy a house out in suffolk, buy multiple beach houses in Florida, Papa New Guinea, New Zealand and Spain.
I will share with you, all my beloved friends, the proceeds.
Who should I slam first? I need a vulnerable target. Remorse is not an option.
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Hmm... I suppose it would have to be someone famous, or no one would give a damn. How about Jon and Kate? They seem to have the media's attention right now. You could be the one good person out there that says, "Leave them alone."
ReplyDeleteAnd buy me a corvette.. okay? Thanks! You're the best! <3