Ketchup!

Okay, so this may be a bit of a weird one...

Today, we are stumbling upon the topic of "special words". You know, when you just can't take it any more, when it gets too intense, you just yell out that word! You all know what I'm talking about. Flogging the molly, flipping the lid, playing cops and robbers with the lights out, playing hide and go seek with someone named "Willy". Anyways, here's my take on it. I mean, you've gotta be doing something wrong to get somebody to drop the "special word bomb". I'm gonna go out on a limb here... I don't know anybody that's into crazy shit, i.e, masochism, barbed wire, defibrillators, or toasters. What I do know, is if I get the word, "FLAMINGO" thrown into the mix, I'm gonna get confused. There's no better show-stopper than a good old random word. The less frequently it's used, the more profound the effect. Such hallmarks as, Ketchup, Flamingo, Dragonflies?, erm... Spaceship, and Leonard Nimoy have kept many a crazed woman/man from inflicting copious amounts of mental damage on their significant others.

Now, we shall speak of the other effect these, "Special Words" can have on the opposing partner, other than confusion. You must not forget that it could indeed be opposite day. Make sure to post a calendar above your altar of love. Many a brave soul has perished simply because the word "STOP!" was honestly confused for the opposite meaning, which of course, would be... "GO!".

"Spaceship!"
"Oh yeah baby, I'm coming in for a landing on your Area 51!"

"Ketchup!"
"What? I've been trying my hardest to catch up! Okay!"

Don't be the one to make a mistake like this. In short, choose your words carefully, they may be your last!